That's intense
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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