Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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