Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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