i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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