So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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