Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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