You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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