the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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