Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.