Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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