you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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