yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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