You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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