My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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