every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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