why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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