Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
