He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm both gender and math confused
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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