Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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