I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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