I need help removing her.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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