At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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