Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just gargled with NyQuil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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