Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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