We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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