Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You can't just leave with hair like that
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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