We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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