Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's just like the Real World with babies
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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