Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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