What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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