I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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