She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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