so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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