Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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