i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
