Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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