My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
her vagine was all disorganized.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up under a house in Key West
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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