5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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