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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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