You really coming over, don't trick.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Say something about gay babies.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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