it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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