I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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