Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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