Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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