garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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