I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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