He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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