I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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