I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so let's talk penis.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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