I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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