I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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