well you can't waste a boner
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
