i barfeds in our rink
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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