i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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