White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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